I’ve been considering setting up a new niche – the thoughts of a twenty-something trainee journalist who still lives with her parents. This is something I know about, well, but don’t want to know anymore about. Enough is enough.
If I have to hear “Simon is going to take (insert terrible artist) under his wing”, one more time, I may spontaneously combust. I have heard the same line since Lemar was back on that BBC spin off, what was it called? The Wretch Factor? No, I know not.
But really, how long can it go on. I am “obviously not making much of an impression in the room” said my dad when he asked me for the second time whether I had seen Gavin and Stacey this week.
I was sat right next to him.